I have decided that being a dating coach might be a grand potential career path for me so here is my first attempt at making it happen!
1) Cleavage (aka Titties) distracts ALL men, even gay ones
2) It's OK to wear pants, men like the challenge of getting them off, a skirt offers very little challenge of getting into your panties.
3) Threesome's can be fun! Just make sure you are the only woman so you get all the attention (it is also good to make sure neither of your partners are gay as then things can get a bit odd).
4) It is perfectly acceptable to have super secret celebrity husbands that you talk about like you really know them. It is not weird and does not make anyone uncomfortable.
5) Don't give it up on the first date. You need to have standards! Make sure that you are not giving it up in the front or back seat of a car and that you wait for at least the second date (if the second date is technically a continuation of the first that is OK as well).
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